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Friday, September 11, 2020

Why I Want a Pet Shark

 
Like all wild animals, the shark is not evil by nature. It's just, you know... wild. What if you raised a shark from a baby, taming it and teaching it to love you as it does its own kin? It would be awesome!

I would definitely want a Great White shark - I mean, if you are going to get a shark, you might as well get the best!

Little is known about the Great White - they are rarely found in groups, but this doesn't mean they are unsociable. Some lovely footage of multiple Great Whites was taken not too long ago at a giant whale carcass. Sure they were pretty busy eating, but they still took the time to regard each other, and that's just nice.

Great Whites are thought to use their mouth as a means of exploration. In other words, they bite the things they don't understand in an attempt to divine their nature. This puts cats and dogs to shame, with their piddling little attempts at smell.

If I had a pet shark, I would train it to stay close to shore, and protect me from other sharks. I would also teach it to eat on command. This would have many many many useful applications.

Come to me friend shark! I can't wait to love you!!

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